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Cow Tycoon
| Author | goose |
| Date of release | Final - March 29th, 2023 |
| .bsp filename | cow_tycoon |
Description
In 199X, a group of unknown individuals assemble a humble farmstead. One month later, a federal investigation is launched into an empty field known only for having become Ground Zero.
Until then, God has become our plaything.
Gameplay
-Hold E to pick things up. This is important.
-Your objective is to make as much money as possible through purchasing and slaughtering cows, then selling their meat to the butcher shop in town. Feeding grain and utilizing processing machines can boost the monetary rewards from these cows. Assemble the skyscraper to finish the game.
-The cows and local fauna can be extremely dangerous. Purchase guns from the gun store to defend yourself and your fellow farmers.
-You can buy wagons and cars to make transporting meat en masse much easier.
-Survival mode is enabled once the game starts. Play smart.
Additional info
-Tread carefully. Reality here often ceases to make sense, and your car will vanish upon hitting a corner too hard. Meat must be held above ground or it may clip into the floor, and sometimes processing can cause it to clip into different dimensions, jittering into the floor and spreading its symptoms upon contact with other meat. GoldSrc is a piece of shit.
-Money is shared between all players. Play on a private server with a coordinated (or not) group of friends. Public servers will become an impossible nightmare.
-Harvesting wheat or taking out a loan are your last resorts if you run out of money.
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4.3 / 5 (15 votes)
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- If you need help installing maps, please read the installation guide.
4/5 threw my favorite server community into a downward spiral it could not recover from. One star deducted for the cars sometimes disappearing.
as a self proclaimed cow tycoon specialist i will give u all some mlg tips n tricks to complete this map very quickly, with a good crew before day 2 ends even
first of all, fuck the wheat farm, it might save u in a public lobby from going bankrupt, but with a good crew, it is simply throwing money at fire.
as soon as u spawn, max out that credit, get 5000$ from da bank, buy wide cart from the dealership, invest in a m3 shotgun plus some ammo (or the horse from the dealership if u want to go back again/have someone in town with you), 2 conveyor upgrades and conveyor walls. And then with the remaining money buy 1 cow and all the meat processor upgrades u can buy.
You will put the cart where da cows spawn so the cows dont eat ur brains. You can kill the cows with the horse cart, or the m3 shotgun you bought. Cook that shit, sell it at town, buy the red pickup truck as soon as u can, and buy all the meat processor upgrades. Never pay off the debt, its a waste of time to even bother.
Dont even bother buying any buildings, buying some of the barn could be useful if ur moving meat with exploding crossbow bolts, but if ur reading this im assuming u dont know what that is and u wont do it. simply buy the floors and stairs for the skyscraper. Dont buy the walls or the windows, its a waste of money (except maybe the top floor walls to hide from boss).
After ur at the roof of the skyscraper and can buy the boss spawn, dont. Buy the big ass truck that costs 10k, and the farm gate that u spawn next to.
Now if u have a good crew, i recommend u all buy revolvers. Half life vanilla revolver. When u buy t he boss, a gonarch and a helicopter spawns. The revolvers can damage the helicopter, whilst also being waaaaay cheaper than RPG (not to mention higher rate of fire). Once the heli is down, run over that sunovabitch cowgod with ur massive truck. Easiest way to kill it is to get it stuck between truck and some level geometry/building/farmgate. Generally u can complete the bossfight under 30 seconds if u do it right and have some rng luck on cow god pathing.
U can also ignore the helicopter and not buy revolvers, as destroying it is not mandatory to finish the map, but it does fire rockets at u occasionally and wipe u out.
Also never trust someone if they try to sell u a good pacifist ending by never killing cows and only selling cow milk and feeding them wheat. Ignore buckets and wheat, they r useless, ur here to wipe out all cowkind.
Great map but I get random client crashes. Also shows error at the top for missing sprites.
Edit: Updating the files fixed the sprite issue.
Holy crap I love this map, its been quite a while yet I still keep comming back cuz its just fun
Please, for the love of god, make more of these kinds of maps, I made this entire account because I really enjoyed this experience and wanted to support it
I made a whole video about this map like 9 months ago lol, I like it that much
Roblox tycoon with Rizz. Needs some conveyers to move around the tycoon though theres so much walking even with the cars. Definitely don't actually play this on survival mode its way too difficult.
I reccomend starting by buying the first 2 upgrades of the wheat farm that way one or two people can farm while someone else is transporting meat and get money to upgrade the meat upgraders.
stfu about roblox and just bhop
Is there any way to play this map alone?
My brain was eaten by cow god…
P.S Thank you for this awesome map, man. We've been playing all week. One of the best Sven Co-Op maps!!!!!!! I hope you will release Cow Tycoon 2!
Very fun map but very griefable. As mentioned in the Additional info, playing on a private server is recommended
played it with friends and had fun farming
thanks for the map
How about naming the boss "Bovarch, Lord of Cows"? No need for a "divine" entity if you catch my drift.