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Crack-Life

Author	International Minds
Original mod release	July 10, 2012
Date of release	v2.7 (r101) - April 2, 2022 First Release - Feb 9, 2019
.bsp filename	cracklife_c00 (+34)

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Description

WARNING: THIS MOD CONTAINS MATERIAL THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Crack-Life is a retarded Half-Life mod that replaces models and sounds in the original Half-Life campaign with overused jokes and memes.

Additional info

This conversion features:

• Done from scratch, using original mod files.
• Using Sven Co-op HLSP campaign as a base for the conversion.
• Scripted weapons (not all) to mimic the original weapons behaviour, as well as a workaround for the irreplaceable client side sounds.
• Removed almost every duplicate sound file (my ears…).

+ Known bugs

• Some sound effects are predicted client side and cannot be replaced with global sound replacement file.
• A user reported to me that map scripts may fail to compile if server runs w00tguy's Classic Mode Deluxe due to ItemMapping usage. I don't know much about it as I haven't tried myself.

Additional credits

Sven Co-op conversion:

• R4to0 - Ripent, scripting

Previous Crack-Life conversion (4.x):

• Homosapien
• JaF

Special Thanks:

• Tayklor - Modelling fixes, background image recreation.
• KernCore - AS scripting help, sentence transcripts
• DNIO071 - Sentence transcripts
• AkiraJkr - Sentence transcripts
• w00tguy - C11 A3 anti troll script

Everyone at HLDM-BR.NET community for the testing!

(If I missed something or someone here, let me know!)

Changelog

+ v2.7 (r101) - April 2, 2022

• Rename file and its references to lowercase
• Move global boolean variable (the one to toggle normal/campaign mode modes) to where it belongs (to the main script)
• Update w00tguy's anti troll script
• Fixed the func_door_rotating fall-through-ceiling pipe being usable by players in c05_a3
• Strip weapons during cutscene sequence at c08_a2

+ v2.6 (r93) - Jul 13, 2019

• Move survival function to its own file.
• Update main and c11_a3 scripts with new survival changes.
• Add "ammo_glockclip" to the item mapping array, fixes c02_a1 clips near akira elevator giving standard ammo.
• Directly replacing the remaining default 9mm ammo entities with custom one.

+ v2.5 (r89) - Jul 6, 2019

• Prevent some maps from running in Survival mode (like the original HLSP).
• Little less aggressive health math for bosses.
• Implemented health calculation for Gonarch in cracklife_c15.
• "sackmusic" is now looped.
• Added nihilanth crystals to the calculation.
• Moved some scripts from global include to its own trigger_script entity.

+ v2.1 (r85) - Mar 21, 2019

• Fixed survival mode checkpoints not spawning due to missing include file (Thanks Enrory).

+ v2 (r84) - Mar 17, 2019

• Revised weapon scripts, to ensure they match original game behavior.
• AR grenades is on its own scripted entity to mimic vanilla game, as well as giving 999 grenades instead of 200.
• Added item mapping to some ammo entites to deal with limited item drop selection from breakable boxes.
• Added brass eject to MP5 gun.
• "Pistol" gun now uses same ammunition entity as MP5, fixes issue with low ammo for it.
• Max player armor is now 300.
• Survival mode support (disabled by default, can be enabled with voting).
• Moved item mapping array and weapon register to its own file.
• Exposed weapon slot and position definitions to weapons/weapons.as script (for servers with buymenu weapon conflicts).
• Dynamically set nihilanth health based on connected players count. Calc: NewHealth = CurrentNPCHealth x ( Current player count x Server skill level )
• Moved monster_nihilanth to squadmaker, for support with setting custom health. Also fixed nihilanth sound replacement not working.

+ v1 (r59) - Feb 9, 2019

• Initial release.

Tags

2012 2019 black-mesa boss conversion nsfw series silly size:large survival walkthrough xen

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Comments & discussion

Logo files missing in repack

Zorro121 13 Oct 2023 22:56

In the repack logo.as and logo.spr have been excluded (they are present in the regular download). utils/adjhealth.as is also missing from the repack, I'm not sure if this was intentional but I didn't see it anywhere in the changelogs

Best map on sven

kozmicsan 03 Aug 2022 14:21

my favorite sven map to play through

Nir111 12 Jan 2020 19:13

Errors everywhere and no sound.

need details

R4to0 13 Jan 2020 02:31

Could you be more specific on which error are you getting?

Survival Mode?

Enrory 16 Mar 2019 04:46

Is it possible?

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Re: Survival Mode?

R4to0 17 Mar 2019 02:59

Yes, you can set mp_survival_supported to 1 in all map cfg files and it will work like the original HLSP campaign.

EDIT: Survival support now included in the main package.

Last edited on 22 Mar 2019 00:01 by R4to0 Show more

thanks

Enrory 23 Feb 2019 15:30

thanks for this :)

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