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Horsecock 7

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Author	Keen
Date of release	Final - March 26, 2008 v1 - ?
.bsp filename	horsecock7

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Description

This map is a test to see if it would work and oh yes it worked. Shoot or hit the long red rectangle right under the hole of the shaft to activate the pushing mechanism. You must wait 5 seconds then you should hear a hissing noise, at that time jump and you will fly, hopefully. It takes a little practice and you may not go through the first time. You may get stuck in side the head as you are going up, wiggle around and you should be able to get out. Aim for the teleporters to be taken back to the right testicle, or try landing in a toilet.

If you do a bit of exploring you can find some extra monsters to kill as well as the egon if you crouch at the right time on the trigger_push up to the right after you exit the spawn.

This map contains no direct pornographic imagery. It is a joke map and not meant to be taken seriously.

Additional info

• Keen is considering doing a remake of Horsecock 7, with improved optimization and additional features.
• Map may run slow on older machines due to poor optimization.
• Server administrators should be aware that the map has a default 420 minute time limit.

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Changelog

+ Final

Ripented changes:

• Removed the extremely annoying Robot that would respawn near the spawn.
• Added music to the up area to the right of spawn, music to the secret area in the wall above the spawn, and another area or two.
• Added the "neehaw" horse sounds (can only faintly hear for some reason) near the base of the cock when it… ejac.. yeah.
• Moved the teleporter destination when you come back through a teleporter so you don't instagib.
• Made it so that when you kill the monster on the box in the distance some weird monster replacements spawn and try to kill you.

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2008 fun nsfw rubbish secrets size:small

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3.1 / 5 (23 votes)

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Comments & discussion

J1MB0 03 Nov 2022 11:57

We played this map many times. The name-giving genital of the map is not anatomically correct, a fact the mapper, CryoKeen, is aware of, as expressed in a YouTube video. It's a poorly optimized map and its objectives are not clear, making this map RTV'd very quickly and disliked by players. If there will be a remake, I hope these shortcomings will be addressed.

Neyami 18 Nov 2017 03:36

#1 on the list of maps voted for in RTV, and also #1 on the list of maps that people RTV the quickest. 😂

SV BOY 18 Nov 2017 10:02

heresy

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Last edited on 11 Feb 2022 23:19 by SV BOY Show more

LUL WAT

Adambean 21 Mar 2009 22:04

epic lol's were made, gg.

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Thanks,

Adam Reece.

Xenman

Xenman 28 Aug 2008 16:32

Yea… Well its fun at least >_> yea..that's it

Thebard

Anonymous (81.144.145.x) 27 Aug 2008 11:14

A very strange map (the title says it all) some people can be offended by this. What can i say …it's diffrent!

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