Rectal Racers

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Rectal Racers

Author	Keen
Date of release	October 11, 2015
.bsp filename	rectalracers, rectalracers2b

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Description

This is an ancient map made about a decade about by yours truly. In (rectalracers.bsp) you get into one of the 3 "karts" press use key inside the func_train and shoot a button on the ground to the left of one of the breakable doors to release the spawn breaks. Otherwise your train may take off without you. It is a race to the end for you and 2 other players. The carts usually do not return on their own and there is no proper ending(no game_end). Despite the name there is no sexual or anus related content.

You may be gibbed during the race. You may experience some vertigo. You may run into other racers and one or both of you may gib(hilarious).

This map deserved a full release which is what this is, and it is a staple in Sven Co-op history and I encourage other mappers to release their old maps to the public for consumption and reflection.

There is also a 2nd version (rectalracers2b.bsp) included that is only 300kb and contains many random earth images.

Additional info

Included as well are 34 player models courtesy of your local cryokeen. I created most of these but other contributors include Eisen, Reniah, cSMG, Buster Charlie, Malengine and Tuesday's Avenger. If anyone wants me to remove said model from the pack please do say so. enjoy!