Map Review of tuukkekovajatka

by GrandmasterJ | May 30, 2022 | 2055 characters

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I didn't know what to expect from the map with the unpronounceable name. What I got was a weird spawn point in some water that looks like hot lava but is totally safe and harmless. There is a glass partition in the middle of the room and a platform on the other side, swimming under the water can take you to the platform but you can not jump on top of it, the whole area is useless. Instead climb up the ladder.

Up the ladder is a flat white room with a very basic looking rocket. There is a room in the bottom of the rocket but there are no controls. Up a misaligned and non transparent ladder players can access a room in the top of the rocket, the button to go up is the thing that looks like a light in the ceiling. The rocket moves at an agonizingly slow pace and as the map description says, it does not go all the way to the top of the map. The rocket does stop at a ledge in a flat blue room. When we got there the first time my teammate came up to me and started hitting me with a crowbar, the rocket stopped and we tried to disembark but we were stuck in each other and the rocket. We did all we could to free ourselves but then the rocket started descending. We were free but our destination slipped by. Why did the man I thought was my friend do this to me? He knows what happens to elevators in goldsrc. Why? Why did this have to happen?

There is no way to get to the flower room. I cheated instead of waiting for the rocket to go down and back up. This is all there is to the map.


  • I guess the rocket worked
  • I'm real glad that water didn't hurt us


  • the rocket doesn't go all the way to the flower room :(
  • it is very easy to get stuck in the rocket
  • the rocket is very slow
  • the spawn area is very strange and inconvenient
Score: 1 / 10
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