Map Review of big-penis

Map review of Big Penis

by dunkelschwamm | February 11, 2023 | 1625 characters

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Big Penis is a hangout map for Sven Co-op. It creates a quaint island setting complete with a jacuzzi, tent, porta potty, towel robot, boombox, torches, and campfire. The boombox inside of the tent, as well as a portable light, are interactable. Surrounding the island is person-deep water with a sickly glow to it that mostly exists to fulfill the island atmosphere, but also to hide the key to the secret area.

The secret area is accessed via key and porta potty and includes Lazy Town pornography. I would consider it distasteful even by pornography standards considering the subject matter, so be warned that you'll get an eye-full of that if you manage to find the secret. There's really nothing else to the secret room worth mentioning.

So, if you'd like a fairly feature-shallow (and water-shallow ZING) hang-out map with the possibility to stumble upon 4chan-grade degenerate pornography, do your thing I guess. That's about as much of a recommendation I can give.

Pros:

  • Decent island atmosphere for hanging out around a campfire
  • Some fun interactive elements in the tent

Cons:

  • Niche, discomforting pornography as the reward to the only form of progression in the map
  • Pretty simple and boring as far as hangout maps go
  • Even for a map with a porn room, there isn't any big penis. Way to go with the misnomer, guys
Score: 4 / 10
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